Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Fraudband

Since, I am unbeaten since '86, even today, the streak continues. Today, the streak chart is just being stretched by another 3 inches so as to make an entry of 22-0 into the Hall of Fame. Being an auspicious day today itself, I have decided not to highlight the darker as well as the weaker side of life. Mommy used to say, "Son, try to do some charity on your birthday. At least try once." So today, when Momma isn't amongst us, I am trying to act as Mommy's boy. I have finally made my mind to do some sort of public charity. I will try my level best to open the eyes of the consumers, customers,clients,etc,etc,.

Since, the nation's architecture was been handed over to a person who never had a degree, it was predicted that such a mishap is likely to happen at the earliest. And as per the architecture, Sify followed the rules and regulations. Since, it was raining heavily along with some thunderstorms, it is understood that the routers, hubs and various other devices might have failed to work efficiently. The International Gas and Oil pipe coming straight away from the gulf of Arabs was hit by some cargo or a big whale. Sify server was down even for that failure. I never understood the correlation between as gas pipe and a fiber wire. Simply put, it was a good excuse to spoof the customers. I guess Sify servers are not located under water....In another big time mishap, the mobile networking tower was burnt out and as usual, Sify server was down again. The most terrific news was that of a bomb-blast somewhere in North-Eastern regions of India and Sify acted according to the architecture. It was again down. The corporation also has a broad plan to hire some layman and proclaim them to be engineers or Field Executives. One of the field executives who visited my place, was still in search of the power button of my PC. The next time he visited, he updated his search warrant and was surely hunting for the green colored Start button. I wonder, even after 3 pegs of rum, Karthik never knew whether he was speaking or the rum was speaking. But, Karthik definitely knew how to switch on the computer and spoof around with some stuffs which he learnt from his mentor, even after those 3 pegs....By now, Neurotic must have abused the stupid dogs because of such retarded work from Sify. Meanwhile, Sify is still routing the Mumbai users via Chennai although their Mumbai server was still working fine. Sify might have imagined the customers to be as foolish as their laymen. Well, Sify also has a great customer care unit to handle all the technical cases by informing the customers about the delayed services. Today, the streak chart will be stretched by another 3 inches, to mention Sify in their records, fortunately into the Hall of Shame. By now, Neurotic must have gulped down the entire sugarless tea and fagging out extra loud to become one amongst the most disgraced customers.

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