Scorpion Death Lock

C for Capital and F for F**ked.....Finally put together becomes Capital F for F**ked. Wondering whether what happens at the end of this course. Even you should be wondering about that. By the time, we people jump out of that well which was full of monsters, checking whether each and every part of the body is still attached to us or the monsters had some for the feast or carnival or etc, etc, you all will be welcomed into this deathly hollow. It will not take a moment for them to remove their masks of gentlemen and showing their horrifying faces. I am glad to see that I am still alive and kicking with Aces High. 'Just lazying around' will in fact be the best phrase to describe me at this churning point of life.

Remembering each and every single day regarding how we met, how we quarreled over a silly topic, how you kept ignoring, yet it didn't bother me but finally it was time to thank that Mighty God who gave me the opportunity to prove my best to you, Darling. I definitely will never under-estimate myself since it was only me who knew that Me is giving my best to prove my best to you. One day, finally, those unpleasant behavior of your's came to an end and you did dare to open your mind in front of me. Black Friday Rule was never a joke. It always spoke the truth. If I wish then I can even place those heavy lead shots of Black Friday on your brain to irritate you, since I love doing it, that too to great heights. I feel I irritated you for a very small limited amount of time. As small as a pinch of salt into a lake. Well, I will not describe the entire Friday tornado but will try to express my mind-state that the day your unpleasant behavior turned into a pleasant one was also one of those....Friday's...

It was a hard time to loose someone as precious as you. If I had a choice between you and a 72-carat diamond, I would have definitely chosen you since it is more precious and unique. No doubts, later, you will definitely hit me and trash me and quarrel like hell because I left the diamond for you rather than taking the diamond and gifting it to you. But I know, you will definitely understand that I had got only two options. It is right, diamonds are girl's best friend. I know you are reading it and you will definitely like my respect towards you. I am confident, the girl on the other side is still wondering that the diamond belongs to her. She doesn't know that the diamond will turn into black carbon once she touches it.

The time we parted was a very difficult time. I hope you were not fighting tears when this happened since I have already fought with them and wore the Texudo of pain. But there is something I would like to reveal and that is He, who is watching the sacrifice you have made and definitely show you a better day when we are again back together, having great fun. He will definitely give me the chance to prove myself. I am waiting since a pretty long time. Better start preparing those Mighty Aunties because soon, their misconception regarding me, is meeting a dead end. He is giving the chance to me and since, being The Ultimate Opportunist, I am not leaving it at any cost to maintain my winning streak. That day is nearing when all the people at your side have to admit that I am Brighter Than A Thousand Suns.....Nobody ever, could ever escape or hide from it. We are already in it..........
This is The Scorpion Death Lock.....!!!!

Time to Beat...aahhh....Bet..!!!

Well, it is just another test to test whether you are faster than a fifth grade student or not ?
If at all, you are failing to answer any of these questions then you shouldn't worry because your class-teacher will be Mallika Sherawat and not SRK. You know how does she punish ? Two smooches for the wrong answer.
Well, leaving jokes apart, what do you decide by the end of the day. Is it right to raise your voice or not. From here onwards, you are alone to crack down the quest.....All The Very Best....

1) Why do guys like to watch the babes during Sweden v/s any-team when they know the bare fact that if at all, they land in Sweden, it will bear more number of chicks than a grape-yard bears grape-wines ?

2) Why it is referred to as a compromising position when both the participants never have to compromise in that orgasmic act ?

3) Can you determine the speed of an ant using a linear graph ?

4) Why is Angelina Jolie and Brat Pitt always found adopting babies....Are they really that lazy.....? I yet wonder.....!!!

5) Can Bollywood movies go " House Full " and earn in lacs if it doesn't carry a single melodramatic dance and a song ? I bet, it will be the biggest flop in the Blockbuster.

6) When their are reserved seats for each and every institution, then don't you feel that inequality is still breeding in this democratic society ? Don't you think an architect without a degree certificate was appointed to construct the nation's architecture ?

7) Have you ever given it a second thought, if prostitutions are legalized, then the rape percentage will go below par standards ? Even the cops would be astonished to see as low rape percentage as their monthly salary.

8) Who created whom and why ? God created Devil or vice-versa.

9) Why are guys always found worried about the size inside their pants when they surely know the fact that it makes the rules ?

10) Why do some of the weird jesters create a fake profile with a girl's identity to befriend a girl and to spy on a boy ? Can't they do it with their original Orkut Accounts ?

Black Friday Rule...!!!

Fed-up of the morning blues which eventually bloomed-up a day once upon a time, now nap seems to be a better story rather than forcefully waking up myself at 7 o' clock in the morning and riding to the college with a lightening speed of 110 km/hr, without remembering that we all had sixteen pints of beer followed by seven pegs of rum, the night before. After having only two pretty small pegs of rum, some of them were wondering whether they were talking or the rum was talking. No one cared for driving too fast and furious, so wild and deadly, since it was the last day of the torments. Friday remains the turning point of everyone. The Good, The Bad and The Ugly has to take place on a deadly Friday.

If I have not mistaken then, 12th of March,1993, is termed as Black Friday in India when Mumbai faced 13 serial bomb-blasts. Jesus was crucified on a Friday which has got nothing Good. Most of the Bollywood entertainment movies are released on Friday. Templars were burnt alive on their cathars on Friday, the 13th. If at all, you try to recollect and remember from a glimpse of the past, it was 23rd of February, 2007, when we got committed to each other. I yet curse your so-called best friend who forced you to jump into this shit when she was one amongst those mean bitches. Though it is now assured to be full of fakeness, of how tricky you were, how you faked yourself with your house-hold problems, which are no doubts because of your consequences of lying. If at all, you ever tried being a good-listener, then today, this was not the end of our precious bond. I hope I have done every possible gesture to open your pretty eyes, which will eventually get closed to start the eternal ride. If at all, you remember, it was again a Friday, when we split apart our ways. It was a deadly Friday when you made my Mother cry and I had mailed your marksheet so as to stop you from going out with a stranger to an unknown place to create another tragedy in your house and might be in your life also. Well, I believe that because of my innovative idea, you were taken to a near-by hangout and you weren't raped. If at all you were, then it was good for the news reporter who was following you to grab some photographs and hit it on Saturday's newspaper and thereby fetching some medals for his dare-devil activity. In fact, you should be thankful to me, since my bad deed stopped the worst part that was supposed to happen in your miserable life. Ever since the first Friday, I was feeling pity on you. Even after the Friday which set us apart, I felt very pity on you. The only big difference to be pointed out in both these cases were that in the first case, the pity turned into care whereas in the second case, the pity was on your helpless condition. If at all, you want to blame it, then do blame it on your company, on whose finger-tips, you kept dancing like a dog. I am not under-estimating your so-called best friends who were pushing you into a well of death but it seemed that they carried your only piece of bone which you liked licking rather than feasting on someone's bloody monstrous and gigantic dick. Unfortunately, the bone was thrown away to other dogs and there you lost your last share. By now, you might be thinking that this piece of shit is not coming to an end. But you should know that I was a good guy turning into a bad guy to become a star player in your twinkling eyes. And ever after you marooned me on this planet, I am a bad guy gone worse. You assume that the way I have become will end me no-where. But, it will be my heart-felt pleasure to make you realize that fate doesn't call me to put an end. It is Me who calls fate to start a new beginning. I am Me and Me is never Irine. It is not my fate. It is my life-style that determines my death-style. I know, by now you are totally pissed off since I have described you completely. I haven't left any door open for you. If you are thinking that now it has come to an end, then you have mistaken once again because this is never coming to an end until and unless you change your life-style and become a good girl rather than bitching around with your worst company. If you are feeling pretty heavy with emotions, and praying to God to grant you a dead end, then let me remind you, the road-accident in which we met together while going to the university, which left the first scratch on my new motorbike also occurred, surprisingly, on Friday. It was Me who had plotted the entire scenario so that we both meet the same fate, at the same time, at the same place and are taken away together.

Ever since that day, I have started celebrating every Friday with loads of beer since whatever happens, happens for the Good, happens for the Bad and definitely happens for the Ugly. I know you will be reading this blog every time you access the internet and repent that you have lost everything in this battle, including me. You might be wondering how carefully I have studied you, each and every day as a story book. You might be weeping as I have opened you finally. I have successfully removed your mask. You know, there is definitely someone who has helped me a lot to improve. I respect her much more than the Gods. You know, I still feel pity on you as well as your character. Even today also, I am going to have loads of beer to celebrate my winning streak...." I want to believe in myself once again, so I dream of a man whose hopes never end, to kiss with a girl who's as lovely as you, I'd give you my heart, if you gave me the truth, and for every tear that is lost from an eye, I'd dig me a well where no man could destroy, I want to believe in a freedom that's bold, but all I remember is the freedom of old............As thousands they grieve, as the Black Friday Rule "....!!!!

The "She" word - Under-estimated.

I believe that all the previous blogs were inter-related. Though there is nothing special about the blog that I'm supposed to write now, but it might make you add a pinch of salt to your cup of tea in order to digest the right thing. Yeah, because the food that you are often found relishing and gulping down the throat is made by a rocking hand of a feminine. If you have started predicting that I'm going to blabber about women, then, it will be my pleasure to appreciate you for reckoning the correct judgment. If there are any females in the lot, who are willing to read it out, then I must apologize for disappointment, but I promise, by the end, I'll put that smile back on your face.

We all agree that India is yet a male-dominated society. Wherever you loiter around, Women are referred by the word "She". And the "She" word is always under-estimated. There are many theories why they are underestimated and if I go to describe them, then I'm sure the theory of legendary words will never come to an end. A nice quote to mention at this point - "Practice makes a man perfect." But I wonder, why it has to be every time a man. Cant it be a woman ? It might be a possibility that the number of times a man practices, he learns as well as utilizes something. Whereas, no matter the number of times a woman learns, she's gonna commit the same mistake again. I guess the writer of that phrase did take appropriate measures, performed some excellent rewarding calculations and then stated that phrase.

I,at least, I think there is a need to re-phrase that phrase. Although the Shakespearean disciples might create a havoc about this idea, but even they refrain to admit that while creating the wonders of the world, it was the women to take care of his home and his belongings. It was the women to wake him up at right time so that he isn't late on the duty. It was the woman to appreciate him for good deeds and stand by his side as a pillar in bad times. It was the women who roasted her hands herself to serve some delicious and finger-licking food. And by the end of the day, it was a woman who shared the same bed with him, to make him happy. When a women can work round the clock for a pretty amount of her life, then it is time for the reader to judge whether she deserves that terrible under-estimation. After scribbling with this document, I felt she deserved some respect. I guess the eyes are opening. I believe the pinch of salt didn't go in vain. The Specialist would definitely under-estimate the blind folks thriving in this world.