Fraudband

Since, I am unbeaten since '86, even today, the streak continues. Today, the streak chart is just being stretched by another 3 inches so as to make an entry of 22-0 into the Hall of Fame. Being an auspicious day today itself, I have decided not to highlight the darker as well as the weaker side of life. Mommy used to say, "Son, try to do some charity on your birthday. At least try once." So today, when Momma isn't amongst us, I am trying to act as Mommy's boy. I have finally made my mind to do some sort of public charity. I will try my level best to open the eyes of the consumers, customers,clients,etc,etc,.

Since, the nation's architecture was been handed over to a person who never had a degree, it was predicted that such a mishap is likely to happen at the earliest. And as per the architecture, Sify followed the rules and regulations. Since, it was raining heavily along with some thunderstorms, it is understood that the routers, hubs and various other devices might have failed to work efficiently. The International Gas and Oil pipe coming straight away from the gulf of Arabs was hit by some cargo or a big whale. Sify server was down even for that failure. I never understood the correlation between as gas pipe and a fiber wire. Simply put, it was a good excuse to spoof the customers. I guess Sify servers are not located under water....In another big time mishap, the mobile networking tower was burnt out and as usual, Sify server was down again. The most terrific news was that of a bomb-blast somewhere in North-Eastern regions of India and Sify acted according to the architecture. It was again down. The corporation also has a broad plan to hire some layman and proclaim them to be engineers or Field Executives. One of the field executives who visited my place, was still in search of the power button of my PC. The next time he visited, he updated his search warrant and was surely hunting for the green colored Start button. I wonder, even after 3 pegs of rum, Karthik never knew whether he was speaking or the rum was speaking. But, Karthik definitely knew how to switch on the computer and spoof around with some stuffs which he learnt from his mentor, even after those 3 pegs....By now, Neurotic must have abused the stupid dogs because of such retarded work from Sify. Meanwhile, Sify is still routing the Mumbai users via Chennai although their Mumbai server was still working fine. Sify might have imagined the customers to be as foolish as their laymen. Well, Sify also has a great customer care unit to handle all the technical cases by informing the customers about the delayed services. Today, the streak chart will be stretched by another 3 inches, to mention Sify in their records, fortunately into the Hall of Shame. By now, Neurotic must have gulped down the entire sugarless tea and fagging out extra loud to become one amongst the most disgraced customers.

Highway to Hell

Highway, Causeway, Greenway...Never thought of making a Deathway. Might be beyond our imagination. Some god-damned bloody thing which nobody wants to choose or inherit it. Something we cannot refuse to accept. The only thing that fate can gift you. Yes, it is the highway which leads to hell.

Waiting for the last tick in our clocks, which was keyed in by our beloved Gods. God created planet called Earth. We are meant to be alive on Earth. Clock starts ticking at the very first breath. Clock nears the end. The gong starts striking At the Gates. Eleven saintly shrouded men start their journey, wash our souls from sin & take our souls from this lusty atmosphere.

A word of advise. Don't go hunting for this highway. You might not know that you are already riding on it. This highway begins with the first stroke of your breath & ends when you meet Death. I am describing life which leads you to hell by trespassing through this highway. It is this highway where babies are burnt, where a dad curses his son and prays for his deadly fall, where people can betray and cheat, where women are raped, where child abuse is most common, where liquor is cheap, where bitches wear a mask of a girl to insult and stain femininity. It is this world where you have got the license to kill someone so as to survive. It is this world where PrAyErS hAvE ImMeNsE PoWeR.......

I have seen many things on this highway & might be many more to jump in line. Maybe, it doesn't match my taste or maybe I'm at a wrong place at a wrong time. Mistakes are forgiven in this world. So even God made a marvelous mistake of sending me here. Maybe the satanic masters feared me. So they forced God to send me here. But, if you all Master of Puppets are reading it, then start preparing your resignation letters because in the near future, I will be there soon. This is the Happening. The worst is yet going to happen. I am riding at a lightening speed. I am coming home. I am on Highway to Hell.