A fool, once asked me....How is the road named Life ? Probably, he asked a wrong question to a wrong kind of person. Unfortunately, he never expected the harsh answer from a rough person like me. Yes, because I have survived on the extreme end of the Hell as well. Jeopardizing all the evils, under-estimating all the goods, appreciating the bads, encouraging the devils, etc, etc...In simple words, "Arrive, Raise Hell, Leave"....No Fear, Only Drink Beer...
Another fool I came across, was a paranoid. Advised him, a million and one fucking times, not to play with coconuts. Yet he still continued, and if I have not mistaken, he is planning to make it a profession. We all know, it's only the rhesus monkeys who like fiddling with coconuts, but, honestly, I will never mention you the same when I can go on your mother in my mother tongue. If you are reading this article, then it's a humble request, please don't be ashamed of it. I know it's sad....but it's true even.
Asylum is not the place where you will find fools. It's just a place where people are different. You need a brain to understand it. A special brain. You need an eye to observe them. An eagle eye. You need a heart to feel it. I tried it once, then realized, that I am a heartless fiend. No place for me over there, no time to invest. A gun in the hand always helps you. From bailing out to sealing an agreement.
Finally, after crossing all these hurdles, what I realized, out of my perception and learn, perhaps was that even I am one of those. Even, I am a Fool with a Capital F. But at least, relieved, that my foolishness made some good people to laugh around. Hope, they are satisfied that finally, after all these years, I realized the bare fact. I am a fool. Screwing someone out of my personnel vendetta is foolishness. Driving out at a speed of 110km/hr at a place of no turning back is foolishness. Struggling for a lady love who probably fell for a paranoid is foolishness. Convincing a Taurean despite of knowing the Taurean traits is foolishness. Engineering the brain to swallow all the tears is practically termed as foolishness. Fighting for something which never exists or may not exist is foolishness. Getting a terrific asthma attack, yet bearing it to see my best friend propose his dream girl, and later on pull his legs like a madman was foolishness and joyful. But, the greatest lesson of all times is to know that even fools are right sometimes. Now that is Twist of Fate.
Saturday, April 24, 2010
Saturday, April 4, 2009
Winner Takes All....
This one's for you, Darling. This one is dedicated to you. I'm not pretty sure whether you will be checking this out or not, but I'm dead sure, one day you will definitely come across it and that day will be the day you'll realize the meanings of my untold words.
Although I have always covered the disappointments with a smile, but it was really disappointing when you pretended as an arrogant lady at the very start. But never mind, by now you have already known that pain and hardships go hand in hand with me. I have seen many hard days and the things that I'm planning for future might make me face the hardest day. After all, I like taking the hardest way, called Man's Highway, since it has got the most negligible traffic. You know why I'm taking this hardest way....?....So as to grant you a happy, prosperous, financially stable, sound and a better future. Please don't deny it this time. You are the only one who really deserves it.
The next thing that creeps in your mind is...Why You...? Why not someone else...? You know why...? You understand me better than I understand myself. You understand me better than anyone in this world. I must appreciate your response to stimuli. If it had been some other girl in your place, then she would have slapped me for that inhuman act of dropping the glass of vodka. I am ever sorry for creating that intolerable nuisance. You were really calm in that phase. Black Friday Rule was never a joke.
You know, ever since I came across you, I rediscovered my powers of "Forgiveness". It is you who has gifted me such a wonderful thing. Once again, I am in a position to forgive a mistake. I never wanted to be cruel. Time and tide made me one. Today, time bounces back and aims in making me kind. Only because of you. I have stopped talking to the walls. The rooms are not getting smaller anymore. The world had gone pretty wrong for me. The day you made a mark in my life was the day I felt the Hand of Justice turning right from wrong. It was a real hard life when my people threw me out on the streets in the middle of the night. It was bad to see few of my so-called best friends betraying me. It was difficult traveling on Highway To Hell...It made me so strong that no one can even have an approximate idea. People took my wealth, they took my pride, they took away my dignity. They can never take my will, my courage, my confidence, my dexterity and my intelligence. That's where I stand taller.
You see, you have given a new dimension to my life. You have taught me a new way to lead life. I know, you will never Break Me, Shake Me or even Back Down. That was the impression of trust you left on me at first impact. Babe, hold me tight, make me stronger, mend my heart, coz I don't want you for a fortnight...I need you forever. You were that Power I was in search of. You are that person who only deserves to win my heart.You bear that Soul that I had seen before the first ray of light. You are that Power I eternally respect. In return, all I can gift you is my undying love, happiness, prosperity, wealth, strength and a never ending shine on your crown, Princess. It is never me, it is you who is the winner. I am just an essential catalyst in the process of your victory. My heart is like an Open Highway. You can always ride here at full speed. You ain't worry about accidents and injuries. My heart will protect you like the Achilles' Shield. If at all, you see me going down, you'll never see me giving up, quitting or surrendering. They will never take me Alive. I will go down Fighting....
Although I have always covered the disappointments with a smile, but it was really disappointing when you pretended as an arrogant lady at the very start. But never mind, by now you have already known that pain and hardships go hand in hand with me. I have seen many hard days and the things that I'm planning for future might make me face the hardest day. After all, I like taking the hardest way, called Man's Highway, since it has got the most negligible traffic. You know why I'm taking this hardest way....?....So as to grant you a happy, prosperous, financially stable, sound and a better future. Please don't deny it this time. You are the only one who really deserves it.
The next thing that creeps in your mind is...Why You...? Why not someone else...? You know why...? You understand me better than I understand myself. You understand me better than anyone in this world. I must appreciate your response to stimuli. If it had been some other girl in your place, then she would have slapped me for that inhuman act of dropping the glass of vodka. I am ever sorry for creating that intolerable nuisance. You were really calm in that phase. Black Friday Rule was never a joke.
You know, ever since I came across you, I rediscovered my powers of "Forgiveness". It is you who has gifted me such a wonderful thing. Once again, I am in a position to forgive a mistake. I never wanted to be cruel. Time and tide made me one. Today, time bounces back and aims in making me kind. Only because of you. I have stopped talking to the walls. The rooms are not getting smaller anymore. The world had gone pretty wrong for me. The day you made a mark in my life was the day I felt the Hand of Justice turning right from wrong. It was a real hard life when my people threw me out on the streets in the middle of the night. It was bad to see few of my so-called best friends betraying me. It was difficult traveling on Highway To Hell...It made me so strong that no one can even have an approximate idea. People took my wealth, they took my pride, they took away my dignity. They can never take my will, my courage, my confidence, my dexterity and my intelligence. That's where I stand taller.
You see, you have given a new dimension to my life. You have taught me a new way to lead life. I know, you will never Break Me, Shake Me or even Back Down. That was the impression of trust you left on me at first impact. Babe, hold me tight, make me stronger, mend my heart, coz I don't want you for a fortnight...I need you forever. You were that Power I was in search of. You are that person who only deserves to win my heart.You bear that Soul that I had seen before the first ray of light. You are that Power I eternally respect. In return, all I can gift you is my undying love, happiness, prosperity, wealth, strength and a never ending shine on your crown, Princess. It is never me, it is you who is the winner. I am just an essential catalyst in the process of your victory. My heart is like an Open Highway. You can always ride here at full speed. You ain't worry about accidents and injuries. My heart will protect you like the Achilles' Shield. If at all, you see me going down, you'll never see me giving up, quitting or surrendering. They will never take me Alive. I will go down Fighting....
Monday, March 16, 2009
My Life-Style Determines My Death-Style
Fate doesn't call The Specialist to put an end. It is The Specialist who calls fate to start a new beginning. Though it is pretty difficult to state that we never fear Death...Well did you ever try that.....? I bet you try that when Fate stands before you, say an inch away. Try talking to the hands of Death. You might find it Magnetic, which might pull you to the core when you Ride the Lightening. And after trying that, start blogging. Sweet, Simple....Easy to Remember...!!
Some find it just another meeting in life...perhaps....whereas some of them are quite worried about me sharing eye contacts, with the darker side of life. Few of them keep blaming it on Karma. They also describe that by committing sins, we are molding another layer of Karma around us. I don't know to how much extent it is true but if at all, it is true, then they have to say that people suffer from asthma and bronchitis and various other complications because they had eliminated someone in their past life by chocking their throats. As far as I can describe my point of view, I smoke and so I have to face the consequences. It is not Karma. It is My Life-Style that Determines My Death-Style.
It was great fun, you know, when it took only 3 seconds to switch between 90 km/hr and zero to avoid a road mishap. I am not talking tall and drinking wine. I had the guts to do that because I am in control of my own life. You know what will be the exact phrase to describe that 3 second jinx...? Well, I describe it as "Meeting Death....and Cheating it as well." Associating me along with rumors will only encourage me to do better. Well, if you believe in those rumors so much, then try to believe me sometime, at least once. It is well said, " The person who believes you, will never ask for verification and the person who doesn't, will never believe in you despite of presenting a hardcore evidence." I am glad, as well as honored as well as I am proud of that person whom I am wooing throughout my life. It's just been a short time, we came across each other but she definitely understands me much better than all of you and yeah, she believes me. Well, my dear people, if wooing someone is also supposed to be a crime in your dictionary, then kindly sue me. I have A way out from everything. My people, you all know that I have a habit of Cheating Death and Stealing Life. You might ask me, "For How Long...?" Well, I had expected this question long time ago. I have an answer for your question. It is, "From Here To Eternity....."
Some find it just another meeting in life...perhaps....whereas some of them are quite worried about me sharing eye contacts, with the darker side of life. Few of them keep blaming it on Karma. They also describe that by committing sins, we are molding another layer of Karma around us. I don't know to how much extent it is true but if at all, it is true, then they have to say that people suffer from asthma and bronchitis and various other complications because they had eliminated someone in their past life by chocking their throats. As far as I can describe my point of view, I smoke and so I have to face the consequences. It is not Karma. It is My Life-Style that Determines My Death-Style.
It was great fun, you know, when it took only 3 seconds to switch between 90 km/hr and zero to avoid a road mishap. I am not talking tall and drinking wine. I had the guts to do that because I am in control of my own life. You know what will be the exact phrase to describe that 3 second jinx...? Well, I describe it as "Meeting Death....and Cheating it as well." Associating me along with rumors will only encourage me to do better. Well, if you believe in those rumors so much, then try to believe me sometime, at least once. It is well said, " The person who believes you, will never ask for verification and the person who doesn't, will never believe in you despite of presenting a hardcore evidence." I am glad, as well as honored as well as I am proud of that person whom I am wooing throughout my life. It's just been a short time, we came across each other but she definitely understands me much better than all of you and yeah, she believes me. Well, my dear people, if wooing someone is also supposed to be a crime in your dictionary, then kindly sue me. I have A way out from everything. My people, you all know that I have a habit of Cheating Death and Stealing Life. You might ask me, "For How Long...?" Well, I had expected this question long time ago. I have an answer for your question. It is, "From Here To Eternity....."
Thursday, December 4, 2008
Let's Make it Possible....Together We can & We Will...
AIDS - Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome. Caused by HIV (Human Immuno Deficiency Virus ) was medically proved to be a fatal disease which grants you death in installments. If you follow the 5 rules of life, you can save yourself from getting infected. Let's put a halt to it. A big full stop. Let's make it 1981 - 2009. Let's us make this as our New Year Resolution. Together we can and we will.
Public Awareness - Since there are worse things to live with than the pain of a needle. Get Tested. Get Aware.
Remove the various obstacles and hypes which you have been building because of lack of knowledge. Have protected sex if you are desperate enough. Use condoms. Don't fear to get tested when you never feared unprotected sex.
Don't be a sex maniac. Each one, Have one. Wait for the right time to do the righteous thing. Self-satisfaction serves to be the best remedy in case of singles.
In Africa, tribes are under the wrong impression. According to them, indulging in sexual activities with a maiden/virgin cures AIDS. Little Knowledge Is A Dangerous Thing.....Perhaps. Save The Bird.
Message says it all. Come on, be a Man...Be worth a Man. At least try once. Live with Pride. Live with Dignity. Not with Shame. Not with HIV/AIDS.
It is not Rape. It was Sex you never knew you wanted. Being that desperate....!!!! Find A partner. Go ahead and marry. Have a Happy and Married Life. "Never commit a rape." Make this commitment.
Make your mark. Spread the awareness. Not HIV/AIDS.
Together we can, and we will make it possible. Let's join hands and give it a try. Let the world see it. AIDS: 1981 - 2009.
Make A Promise. Eradicate HIV/AIDS. Spread the Awareness, Not the Disease.After all, Your Life is in Your Hands. Abuse It If You Wish To........!!!!
Saturday, November 29, 2008
Mentally Never Stable
Blame it on corruption. No one can ever pass the Taj Hotel's metal and explosive detectors when they are ON. The pirates of Somalia demanded 2.5 billion dollars. The government will definitely have its share in that 2.5 billion dollars. If terrorism has to be stopped, then we should start it at our homes, ie, Parliament. Today we lost 3 top-most officials of our police force. We lost 3 true-hearted SONS OF SOIL. What was Raj Thackerey doing when we lost these 3 true-hearted martyrs. If he would have shown his agility today with his so called MNS army, then I guess it wouldn't be a shame for us to call him a real hero.
Today is the day we all will remember as the day, the financial capital was hit by another terror attack. Today is the day we all will remember as the day, we fought hard with them. Today is the day we all will remember as the day, we lost 3 of the top-most officials of our crime department. Yes, today is the day we once again stand tall and fearless by battling terror.
My heart-felt condolence to our great martyrs who laid their lives in order to ensure protection to us. I really feel proud to call them the SONS OF SOIL who never cared who they were, what happens to them or what will be the consequence. Today was the time, no one cared whether he was A North Indian, A South Indian, A Christian, A Maharashtrian, A Muslim or A Bhaiyya. Nobody cared for the caste as well as political prejudice. When it comes to India, we all stand together. I hope the Sick Chicken, I mean Raj Thackerey, now realizes that we are all Indians first, and then we belong to our respective sects. I hope you were not born and raised by hypocrites. I hope that your ancestors had secured your admission in a well-known school which taught you the laws and orders of this nation. I definitely feel the urge to state that the nation's architect had clearly mentioned that any Indian can reside in any part of India without seeking permission of the respective state. If at all, you are in your senses and are conscious about it, then I would be highly obliged to remind you that the nation's architect was also a SON FROM THIS SOIL. If your care is that deep-rooted for your people, then I have job openings for them. Most of the police department seems to be corrupt. Right from the traffic police to the seniors. Even ATS is blamed to work inefficiently. Why don't you guide all your people to join the police force without corruption ? Why don't you brain-wash your highly qualified and intelligent people to join the ATS and crackdown the various terror cases like we crack a ground-nut. If you have so much affinity towards your mother tongue, then why do you send Aditya Thackerey, your own son, to Bombay Scottish School...? Instead, send him to Bhagini Mandal or Bhausaheb Paranjpe Mahavidyalay. I am really proud of Mr. Hemant Karkare, Mr. Ashok Kamte, Mr.Vijay Salaskar and Major Sandeep Unnikrishnan who laid their lives by entering the Taj with a revolver in their hands. I am proud of that constable who without wearing a bullet-proof jacket, entered Taj to fight terror with a small constable stick (Lathi) in his hands. I am really proud of him. Hats off to our martyrs.
Regarding www.jaagore.com, which turns out to be the biggest hype of this country, I yet remain astonished to notice that even Tata's are sponsoring such joking websites. I hope after the Singur move-out, Tata's aren't behind infamy. The site propagates a crappy message that," If you are not voting on the day of election, then you are sleeping." I wonder even if we wake up, then will these folks dare to go to wake up the sick and mentally retarded politicians. The site convinces us to wake up and vote the politicians who are already asleep & make fake promises to the youth about bringing a change. A word of advise, Jaagore.com should also mention which political party has got which grade of poisonous potency. When they are making such a great atempt to wake up the youth, then they should first open the heinous activities of the various political parties. They should strictly mention on the voting machines (as well as websites) whether BJP is DDT, Congress is Cyanide, MNS is LSD, Trinamool Congress is Conc. Sulphuric Acid,etc.etc. or any another strong harmful reactive chemical composition. On the last line of the voting machine, Jaagore.com should definitely mention a note saying, " To whomsoever it may concern, elect the candidate you feel. In the end, all of them will be a same story with a different version. All of them will take you to the path of death." I suggest the chairman of Jaagore.com to reconsider the thought of having a "Vote No-One" option. I will surely turn up to vote if this feature is available because the nation doesn't deserve a vote anymore. If Jaagore.com really aims in waking up people, then it should wake the people on grounds of blood. Our blood is not an ordinary blood. It has the blood of Subhash Chandra Bose, Shivaji Maharaj, Rani Laxmi Bai, Khudiram Bose, Bhagat Singh and many more countless number of freedom fighters. The late we wake up, the harder we fall. If people yet consider the thought of being classified as Brahmins, Kshatriyas, Vaishyaas and Shrudhras, then I hereby declare myself as a Brahmin by performing my daily prayers, I am a Kshatriya by protecting my home and homeland, I am a Vaishyaa by doing business and earning my bread and butter as well as I am a Shrudhra by sweeping my own home. It's time to stand united against terrorism rather than pointing out the various flaws, differences and security failures in the political parties. It is time to Fight Fire With Fire.....!!!
Today is the day we all will remember as the day, the financial capital was hit by another terror attack. Today is the day we all will remember as the day, we fought hard with them. Today is the day we all will remember as the day, we lost 3 of the top-most officials of our crime department. Yes, today is the day we once again stand tall and fearless by battling terror.
My heart-felt condolence to our great martyrs who laid their lives in order to ensure protection to us. I really feel proud to call them the SONS OF SOIL who never cared who they were, what happens to them or what will be the consequence. Today was the time, no one cared whether he was A North Indian, A South Indian, A Christian, A Maharashtrian, A Muslim or A Bhaiyya. Nobody cared for the caste as well as political prejudice. When it comes to India, we all stand together. I hope the Sick Chicken, I mean Raj Thackerey, now realizes that we are all Indians first, and then we belong to our respective sects. I hope you were not born and raised by hypocrites. I hope that your ancestors had secured your admission in a well-known school which taught you the laws and orders of this nation. I definitely feel the urge to state that the nation's architect had clearly mentioned that any Indian can reside in any part of India without seeking permission of the respective state. If at all, you are in your senses and are conscious about it, then I would be highly obliged to remind you that the nation's architect was also a SON FROM THIS SOIL. If your care is that deep-rooted for your people, then I have job openings for them. Most of the police department seems to be corrupt. Right from the traffic police to the seniors. Even ATS is blamed to work inefficiently. Why don't you guide all your people to join the police force without corruption ? Why don't you brain-wash your highly qualified and intelligent people to join the ATS and crackdown the various terror cases like we crack a ground-nut. If you have so much affinity towards your mother tongue, then why do you send Aditya Thackerey, your own son, to Bombay Scottish School...? Instead, send him to Bhagini Mandal or Bhausaheb Paranjpe Mahavidyalay. I am really proud of Mr. Hemant Karkare, Mr. Ashok Kamte, Mr.Vijay Salaskar and Major Sandeep Unnikrishnan who laid their lives by entering the Taj with a revolver in their hands. I am proud of that constable who without wearing a bullet-proof jacket, entered Taj to fight terror with a small constable stick (Lathi) in his hands. I am really proud of him. Hats off to our martyrs.
Regarding www.jaagore.com, which turns out to be the biggest hype of this country, I yet remain astonished to notice that even Tata's are sponsoring such joking websites. I hope after the Singur move-out, Tata's aren't behind infamy. The site propagates a crappy message that," If you are not voting on the day of election, then you are sleeping." I wonder even if we wake up, then will these folks dare to go to wake up the sick and mentally retarded politicians. The site convinces us to wake up and vote the politicians who are already asleep & make fake promises to the youth about bringing a change. A word of advise, Jaagore.com should also mention which political party has got which grade of poisonous potency. When they are making such a great atempt to wake up the youth, then they should first open the heinous activities of the various political parties. They should strictly mention on the voting machines (as well as websites) whether BJP is DDT, Congress is Cyanide, MNS is LSD, Trinamool Congress is Conc. Sulphuric Acid,etc.etc. or any another strong harmful reactive chemical composition. On the last line of the voting machine, Jaagore.com should definitely mention a note saying, " To whomsoever it may concern, elect the candidate you feel. In the end, all of them will be a same story with a different version. All of them will take you to the path of death." I suggest the chairman of Jaagore.com to reconsider the thought of having a "Vote No-One" option. I will surely turn up to vote if this feature is available because the nation doesn't deserve a vote anymore. If Jaagore.com really aims in waking up people, then it should wake the people on grounds of blood. Our blood is not an ordinary blood. It has the blood of Subhash Chandra Bose, Shivaji Maharaj, Rani Laxmi Bai, Khudiram Bose, Bhagat Singh and many more countless number of freedom fighters. The late we wake up, the harder we fall. If people yet consider the thought of being classified as Brahmins, Kshatriyas, Vaishyaas and Shrudhras, then I hereby declare myself as a Brahmin by performing my daily prayers, I am a Kshatriya by protecting my home and homeland, I am a Vaishyaa by doing business and earning my bread and butter as well as I am a Shrudhra by sweeping my own home. It's time to stand united against terrorism rather than pointing out the various flaws, differences and security failures in the political parties. It is time to Fight Fire With Fire.....!!!
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
SOS - Helpline Cancer
WHO declared Cancer as one amongst the most deadliest diseases. Although the cure for cancer is available, but cancer is never eradicated completely from the body. As long as the treatment continues, the disease is in control. Once, you terminate the treatment, the disease bounces back with a big bang. I hereby convey the address of an Ayurvedic doctor, who has cured cancer and even helped to avoid the side-effects. One of my friends was in final stage of Blood Cancer. Doctors had given him a time span of mere six months. With all hopes giving up, all dreams shattered, this fellow contacted the below mentioned address and today he is working as a CA in a MNC, earning more than a half of lacs a month. If at all, there are any cancer patients, just contact these people, send all the photocopies of various reports (or as requested by the doctor ), they will ask for the payment which is much reasonable as compared to a chemotherapy or a radiation and the packet of medicines will reach you in a short amount of time. I pray no one becomes a victim of any of the deadly diseases. If there is anyone, who is indeed a victim, then I believe I have served the purpose.
Dr. (Mrs) Pasang Gyalmo Khangkar
Dr. Lobsang Dolma Khangkar Memorial Clinic
"Dekyi Khangkar"
Mcleod Ganj 176219
Dharamsala, Dist : Kangra
Himachal Pradesh, India.
Ph. :01892-221668
Timings:
8 AM - 12 Noon
2 PM - 5 PM
Thursday closed.
Dr. (Mrs) Pasang Gyalmo Khangkar
Dr. Lobsang Dolma Khangkar Memorial Clinic
"Dekyi Khangkar"
Mcleod Ganj 176219
Dharamsala, Dist : Kangra
Himachal Pradesh, India.
Ph. :01892-221668
Timings:
8 AM - 12 Noon
2 PM - 5 PM
Thursday closed.
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Fraudband
Since, I am unbeaten since '86, even today, the streak continues. Today, the streak chart is just being stretched by another 3 inches so as to make an entry of 22-0 into the Hall of Fame. Being an auspicious day today itself, I have decided not to highlight the darker as well as the weaker side of life. Mommy used to say, "Son, try to do some charity on your birthday. At least try once." So today, when Momma isn't amongst us, I am trying to act as Mommy's boy. I have finally made my mind to do some sort of public charity. I will try my level best to open the eyes of the consumers, customers,clients,etc,etc,.
Since, the nation's architecture was been handed over to a person who never had a degree, it was predicted that such a mishap is likely to happen at the earliest. And as per the architecture, Sify followed the rules and regulations. Since, it was raining heavily along with some thunderstorms, it is understood that the routers, hubs and various other devices might have failed to work efficiently. The International Gas and Oil pipe coming straight away from the gulf of Arabs was hit by some cargo or a big whale. Sify server was down even for that failure. I never understood the correlation between as gas pipe and a fiber wire. Simply put, it was a good excuse to spoof the customers. I guess Sify servers are not located under water....In another big time mishap, the mobile networking tower was burnt out and as usual, Sify server was down again. The most terrific news was that of a bomb-blast somewhere in North-Eastern regions of India and Sify acted according to the architecture. It was again down. The corporation also has a broad plan to hire some layman and proclaim them to be engineers or Field Executives. One of the field executives who visited my place, was still in search of the power button of my PC. The next time he visited, he updated his search warrant and was surely hunting for the green colored Start button. I wonder, even after 3 pegs of rum, Karthik never knew whether he was speaking or the rum was speaking. But, Karthik definitely knew how to switch on the computer and spoof around with some stuffs which he learnt from his mentor, even after those 3 pegs....By now, Neurotic must have abused the stupid dogs because of such retarded work from Sify. Meanwhile, Sify is still routing the Mumbai users via Chennai although their Mumbai server was still working fine. Sify might have imagined the customers to be as foolish as their laymen. Well, Sify also has a great customer care unit to handle all the technical cases by informing the customers about the delayed services. Today, the streak chart will be stretched by another 3 inches, to mention Sify in their records, fortunately into the Hall of Shame. By now, Neurotic must have gulped down the entire sugarless tea and fagging out extra loud to become one amongst the most disgraced customers.
Since, the nation's architecture was been handed over to a person who never had a degree, it was predicted that such a mishap is likely to happen at the earliest. And as per the architecture, Sify followed the rules and regulations. Since, it was raining heavily along with some thunderstorms, it is understood that the routers, hubs and various other devices might have failed to work efficiently. The International Gas and Oil pipe coming straight away from the gulf of Arabs was hit by some cargo or a big whale. Sify server was down even for that failure. I never understood the correlation between as gas pipe and a fiber wire. Simply put, it was a good excuse to spoof the customers. I guess Sify servers are not located under water....In another big time mishap, the mobile networking tower was burnt out and as usual, Sify server was down again. The most terrific news was that of a bomb-blast somewhere in North-Eastern regions of India and Sify acted according to the architecture. It was again down. The corporation also has a broad plan to hire some layman and proclaim them to be engineers or Field Executives. One of the field executives who visited my place, was still in search of the power button of my PC. The next time he visited, he updated his search warrant and was surely hunting for the green colored Start button. I wonder, even after 3 pegs of rum, Karthik never knew whether he was speaking or the rum was speaking. But, Karthik definitely knew how to switch on the computer and spoof around with some stuffs which he learnt from his mentor, even after those 3 pegs....By now, Neurotic must have abused the stupid dogs because of such retarded work from Sify. Meanwhile, Sify is still routing the Mumbai users via Chennai although their Mumbai server was still working fine. Sify might have imagined the customers to be as foolish as their laymen. Well, Sify also has a great customer care unit to handle all the technical cases by informing the customers about the delayed services. Today, the streak chart will be stretched by another 3 inches, to mention Sify in their records, fortunately into the Hall of Shame. By now, Neurotic must have gulped down the entire sugarless tea and fagging out extra loud to become one amongst the most disgraced customers.
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